For years, I wanted to register breimer.com but, being a stingy and miserly Breimer, I could not tolerate the $9.95 annual fee. On Sept. 16, 2005, breimer.com was registered by a Dutch Breimer who might actually be a plastic surgeon in Holland (Isn't that weird?). Fearing that the Breimer name would be associated with a sex change clinic in Amsterdam, I quickly register breimer.net in the hopes of establishing a respectable web presence for the Breimer name. Now, the only problem is that I have nothing respectable to put here.